Ain’t It Cool News is reporting that comic book writer/novelist Warren Ellis is currently working on a script for a King Arthur movie that he plans to turn over to the producers of 300. For me at least (and I may be a chorus of one here), this news ain’t so cool.
I know 300 was a box-office hit, and by rights I should have enjoyed it more than I did. But while I wasn’t bored with the final product I don’t have the need to ever see it again. 300 was all spectacle and no heart, remarkably devoid of any of the pathos that should have accompanied a story about the noble sacrifice of a group of incredibly brave, well-trained, and loyal soldiers. It’s a heartless, empty bronze cuirass outside of its shouting, angry Spartan soldiers and CGI-happy, slow-motion, Matrix-style combat.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — Steven Pressfield’s Gates of Fire did Thermopylae far, far better than Frank Miller or the one-note 300 ever did. Isn’t there more to fantasy films than the Helm’s Deep scene or knockoffs of Gladiator?
Worse, the film has a working title of Excalibur, which is of course also the name of the finest Arthurian film ever made. Ellis states that working in the shadow of John Boorman’s 1981 masterpiece is weighing heavily upon him. However, it’s not at all clear whether this film will ultimately be a remake or a new story: Ellis tells AICN that the film will be “specifically about the gathering of the knights,” which constituted only a small portion of Excalibur.
I don’t want to sound like all gloom-and-doom here; we’re due for a good King Arthur film after the awful King Arthur and First Knight and we may get one. I don’t know who Ellis is, and he may wind up writing a good script. I hope the film succeeds. But I’ll say it now, on record: I’d rather experience another dark age of Arthurian films in which nothing gets made, instead of being subjected to yet another big, loud, World of Warcraft-style fight film. The Arthurian mythos and all its beauty, tragedy, and moral complexity deserves better.